Being Lazy

In my spare time I like to do nothing. Just lay on the couch and do nothing. I"ll grab my cell phone my house phone all the T.V. remotes and my xbox controller. I sit on the couch, in control of everything and not having to move at all. Say the phone rings I don't have to get up and answer it, it's right beside me. If A T.V. show ends and I don't like what's on now, I can change it just with the lift of an arm. I get a text, my phones right there. One of my friends might even call and ask if I want to hang out and I'll simply say no. Sometimes I'll even fall asleep on the couch, catch up on some sleep